The one of a kind Size Matters Adult Board Game is all about size! Roll the big, purple dice and try for a 2- that's your balls. Then you want 1s to grow your shaft. The longer the shaft is, the more points you score. But be warned... you could get cock-blocked if you do not roll any 1s.

Once you stop with the purple dice, you have to roll the bulbous die. This die could give you more points with a piercing, vasectomy or pills; or take away points with whiskey dick, blue balls or cold water.

The Size Matters Adult Board Game is simple, but highly amusing! So, like a lot of things involving manhood, this game's about luck and risk. Enjoy ;)

The Size Matters Adult Board Game includes:

• 8 purple dice
• Circumstance die
• Dice tray
• Dice cup
• Score pad
• 2 tent cards
• Rules

Players:

• 2 or more